Monday, 18 July 2011

Are you the Daddy?

This is probably going to get a lot of people talking or even worst open a can of worms.We all know man are pathetic liars and well not very good at it but woman are the best of all liars.Woman take their lies to the grave unlike man who go to the local pub to boost about their bad ways.

Once i received a call from a lady friend in a state and crying.I ran over to her place to find out what is the matter.Only to find out that she is pregnant so i assumed she is too excited hence the tears.No i was in for a bigger surprise.SHE DID NOT KNOW WHO THE FATHER WAS!I was so shocked even a full bottle of wine i was still sober.I did not want to go into details but i am bad liar so i told her to come out with the truth and tell both man that she does not know who the fathers is i mean that is all i could do.If she ever came out with the truth only God knows.

Between me and you i think she choose the guy with the most money because that child looks nothing like his father.I hope to God am wrong.

What am trying to say is that how many Man are 100% sure that they are raising their own flash?I mean she got pregnant and you took her word for it.

Well if you ask me i think DNA should be compulsory after child birth whether married or not.Am just drooping a hint for the Government people please do not get angry with me.

This will also catch those many who make a deposit and do not want to make a withdrawal because the charges are too high.Yes!the man who make babies and when they are trying to hide from paying maintenance they say they ain't the daddy.

Well i did not write this for people to fight but i hope you can all avoid this by using condoms.Lol.

After all condoms are cheaper than Pampers.

2 comments:

  1. There generally would be no knowledge from the father. Men believe and hope they are getting engaged in elationships with trustworthy women. If I were to meet and not knowing her background then a condom would be a safer side. I hate babies even if I don't have to maintain them, I just hate the fact that they are very fragile and vulnerable and yet as adults and parents we take that for granted. So if I love that woman and she lies, there is no way i can tell if its my baby or not, however there are always signs. Nka Nako ho mo tseba-take time to know her-its not an overnight thing (Mpharanyana and the Cannibals/Percy Sledge)----------Socrates

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  2. The fact that this guys alllow to sleep with a woman without a condom it shows that he doesnt respect himself and the lady he is sleeeping with, so he must suffer the conseconques. this goes back to the woman out there you cant sllep with different partners without using protection with all of them you are taking you self cheap and you don't respect your self too and now the problem is that you gonna fall pregnant and the innocent child will suffer because of your selfish . It takes two to tango so it must be both their concern of preventing/using protection if they still on the play ground.So if the guy the kid its not his then let it be coz kuthiwa "umuntu ufa azi."

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